Ever invite the Vicar over for cucumber sandwiches and tea?

And answer the door to him with deer antlers strapped to your head and a long flowing cloak? I especially like the line "Do come in, my master's been expecting you" Funnily enough he's given me a stall at the summer fete. I was thinking of selling arms, what do you think?
Ever invite the Vicar over for cucumber sandwiches and tea?
Nope, you got me again!!
Reply:hehehe, you have a wicked sense of humour, keep it up!!! Report Abuse

Reply:no, haha, go for it
Reply:Lol, if you don't mind, can I use that trick if the vicar ever comes by my house? Though once when I was being christened you wouldn't believe how tempted I was to say my name was Damien.
Reply:umm no, lol. ; )
Reply:WOW! I don't know where to start...
Reply:NO CHANCE !THERES CHILDREN AROUND.
Reply:Mmmm, more tea vicar? Tell him some jokes about actresses and bishops.
Reply:human arms? sounds good
Reply:Kidding Right?
Reply:Yes,cut the crusts off and poured the tea before adding milk,then dosed him with a black dot to catch up...the selling arms is a good idea,but with the addition of armbands..like reverse swastikis,upside down crosses,pictures of Jesus,Mohammad,Buddha,'more arms now','I'm armless not stupid','I'm with 2 arms',' It wasn't a diamond,it was land-mine' is a good seller..you have to use your imagination when selling arms..the list is indeed endless..But do look after the Vicar...he could get very lost and lose his flock..
Reply:Or alternatively just answer the door with a ram's skull in your hand and say "oh, do come in, I'm nearly finished", I've used this a few times when religious callers have come knockin. As for selling arms, why not, it's that or bondage gear!
Reply:Not for cucumber sandwhiches I haven't...
Reply:The only vicar I know, would laugh.In fact he'd probably arrive in some strange attire himself.
Reply:Only done that twice but never on a Sunday. Gotta show respect.





I would sell potions and emblems of the occult. Books by Alistair Crowley go dowm especially well.
Reply:I tried but he never turned up.
Reply:Haven't we all done that??





Arms?? as in weapons or body parts???