FedEx is coming today, I want to invite him in for sex & tea. thoughts?

illegal? inappropriate? I want a ride on his... "truck".
FedEx is coming today, I want to invite him in for sex %26amp; tea. thoughts?
Hey...I have seen some gorgeous Fed-ex guys. If he is williing and your willing..then I say go for it!! Ride that "truck" and make sure you get your "delivery"!!! But just know that if he isnt interested he may avoid coming by ever again...which means you are stuck with a fugley delivery guy.
Reply:Really? What if it's a "she"? Anyway, you have just been awarded the title of, "Most Likely a Desperate Housewife Potential."
Reply:tea, but no sex.
Reply:I do hope he delivers a good parcel.


Don't sign for it in good condition.


Always sign not checked, but in your case you are checking it out.


Have fun!


Master.
Reply:It's just plain stupid!!!!! You may get more than you bargained for. He could be a real pervert and seriously hurt you. It's worse than inappropriate! It's dangerous!!! I hope you come to your senses fast!!
Reply:If you are that hot for him, invite him for drinks and DINNER - after his working hours...so he doesn't lose his job, geez.





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Reply:In that order? Not illegal at all. Inappropriate? Not between two consenting adults. It may be against his corporate policy though? Why not ask what brown can do for you?
Reply:Not illegal. Inappropriate only if you cause the poor guy to get behind his schedule. I recommend you skip the tea and show up at the door naked, it'll save time. Good luck.
Reply:realy no offense girl but you gota be kidden me sex with the fedex guy weird and probably illegal
Reply:dosent sound very polite, but hey if he dosent mind...
Reply:What's your address?





(im looking for my brown jumpsuit)
Reply:What kind of tea?
Reply:Guess brown doesn't do much for you anymore, does it?
Reply:I prefer coffee. Black, please. And I already opened your package. After I'm finished with you, (hehehehehe) you won't need it!





Don't forget to get his name so you can record it in your journal for posterity.
Reply:if you are 13 yrs old...and want to have sex with an adult..as many 13 yr old slu*ts nowdays, it is fully disgraceful and illegal..





get a vibrator instead ?








if you are not underage..then...GO FOR IT !!! just don't catch aids or let your husband find out!
Reply:Go for it!!!!!
Reply:wrap up in a towel and let it "accidentally" slip while signing for the package. This is quite common. He will know what you want. Tips are appreciated.
Reply:sex then tea not sex and tea, the tea would go everywere and just generally be a nuissance
Reply:Get a Life!!!!
Reply:Answer the door naked , offer him a glass of water and a viagra, don't forget to wax!!


C'mon people, lighten up .
Reply:Dooo it. Let your ambitions go, because you may later regret not taking any chances or having any wild and ununhibited sex. Just protect yourself and have fun. =)





/goes to FedEx and fills out application.
name naming